![]() ![]() Definitely a milf that wears trench coats and turtle necks in the middle of summer Sends passive aggressive emails to people who haven't returned their books in time. She spends all her time at libraries, mostly working, but also checking out her own books to read. her house is a literal dark academia library no joke. ![]() Klees babysitter if there is absolutely no one to fill in. Has a bad immune system and probably gets sick by the smallest things. Probably accidentally committed Tax Fraud while filing taxes and skipped her own (she thought she already did them) Tells deez nuts jokes: Venti, Kaeya, Klee (tries her best), Bennett, Fischl, Rosaria (Only when shes drunk), Amber INTERMISSION I HAD TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE LIST AGAIN LITERALLY THE ENTIRE THING anyways heres who tricks and falls for deez nuts jokesįalls for deez nuts jokes: Diluc, Jean, Sucrose, Albedo, Barbara, Diona, Razor, Amber he covers his eye with his hair instead of an eyepatch, I like to imagine he has some illness like Leukocoria or Aniridia. He never confirmed what colour it really is. People wonder if his hair is black or dyed blue since the streak in Kaeya's hair is most likely dyed. Purposefully hides from Amber, he thinks its a funny game (Amber doesn't think so) The same schtick as Lumine's valentines day issue but instead of valentines day and chocolates its just an everyday occurrence. ![]() She has a tracking device in her possession. She threatens to plant a tracking device or gps into his arm, though she hasn't done it yet. Even in a modern/earth au, Amber can still never find Kaeya Was, with no doubt in my mind, a track kid in highschool Goes to hang out at other peoples houses only to steal their food. "Hey! Only I am allowed to make fun of my brother!" Be it actually reading the book or pretending to ignore you, we will never know. Her head is usually stuck within a book. By the end of the day she has a mountain full of chocolate and no s/o Probably denies peoples feelings on valentines day but insists she still takes the chocolate. Denies that she sleeps with stuffed animals but she really just sleeps with them when she's sad Lil guy probably thinks with emotion more often than logistics, meaning this guy will cry at you. Childe gave him a whale plushy for his birthday once Sleeps with stuffed animals still because he can. that finger sucking is gonna leave jane simping for years. doesn’t get much more romance-thor than two individuals smooshing their faces together after some finger sucking. i bet his terrible use of a pen from early means he writes his ‘r’s like ‘t’s and he doesn’t even care. ![]() he’s been stranded on earth for 2 days, max, and his flirt-count is at 69 people because his name is one letter away from thot. that is the face of an absolute himbo idiot, and it’s the face of an absolute himbo idiot who knows it. thor can and will f*ck literally everything in sight and he won’t even do it well because he is the peakest of peak d*m d*m. what were y’all on when watching this movie. while i’m here i’m going to criticize every fic ever that decided thor is an experienced gentle lover. they look like two actual seals fighting over an actual grape. I’m only adding this in as a thor moment because of how desperately and badly they kiss. I don’t want to know what they were doing in that van. plus, we get Return Of The Himbo with Jane asking after Einstein Rosen bridges and Thor is like “uh, actually, more like a rainbow bridge □□” i feel so sorry for jane here, didn’t know how much of a d*mb*ss Thor was when signing up for this van-trip and knuckle-sucking □□□ i also no longer have questions about how the trip that SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HALF-HOUR ONE turned into one that LASTED TILL THE SUN WENT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY TO SETTING by the time they arrived. have you ever done anything like this before?” “many times, but you are brave to do it.” “I have nothing else to lose.” “ah but you are clever, far more clever than anyone else on this realm.” “realm? rEaLm?” “you think me strange?” “yes” “good strange or bad strange?” “I haven’t decided yet.” I AM DYING OVER THIS. their entire dialogue is peppered with innuendo. “I’ve never done anything like this before. Return of the stupid smile AND the douche smile in quick succession through the entire trip. ![]()
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